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走在冰上 (猜一男高音)

 

 作者  belleaya (台中狂派李奧納多 )                                看板  joke
 標題  [猜謎] 走在冰上(猜一男高音)
 時間  Mon Sep 26 20:09:41 2011
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Ans:怕滑落地


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    廁所裡有人 ψbelleaya  http://belleaya.pixnet.net
「叩!叩!」外頭又敲門了,「裡面有人麼?」
我不會回答的。我不記得他在外頭敲了多久,因為我知道他不是人。他是鬼!
人家都說這廁所鬧鬼,所以我不打算開門,堅持守在這狹小的、一米半的空間。
「我知道你在裡面。」他不忘又叩叩敲了兩聲──也難怪他會知道了,我往下瞥見一大
癱黑濁,原來我的屍水已流到門板外頭了。寒風中,我的身子在懸吊的麻繩上搖著。

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皇上,您盡量吃吧!

 

 作者  belleaya (台中李奧納多皮卡丘)                               看板  joke
 標題  [耍冷] 皇上,您盡量吃吧!
 時間  Sat Aug  3 08:41:56 2013
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「那麼朕多嚥囉。」

「謝皇上!」


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